Dear Ex Boyfriend
The knife in my back and heart that you threw at me is now out. Considering how good your marksman ship was, I decided maybe I need to work on mine. So if in the last few months you felt a sharp excruciating pain in your chest, that is because every time I used your picture for target practice I always managed to hit your heart and I would say the pain you were feeling was probably from that.
I wanted to find a doll to prick pins into, but apparently they don’t make dolls called douche bag, therefore the next best thing was your picture on a dart board.
Thanks to all of this throwing, I have a strong-arm and a keen eye, so keen that I have set my sights on taking part in the Dart throwing championship and if I am to win, I will make sure to mention your name somewhere in my interviews.
As much as I would love to write you a longer letter, I need to get back to the dart board that awaits me. By the way should we run into each other at some point, I would suggest you dart away, before the dart comes flying in your direction.
Your ex girl friend
Ps : No darts were harmed in the writing of this post.
This is part of the challenge on Blogging 101, where you write a letter to your dream reader.