Dart away dear one

Dear Ex Boyfriend

The knife in my back and heart that you threw at me is now out.  Considering how good your marksman ship was, I decided maybe I need to work on mine. So if in the last few months you felt a sharp excruciating pain in your chest, that is because every time I used your picture for target practice I always managed to hit your heart and I would say the pain you were feeling was probably from that.

I wanted to find a doll to prick pins into, but apparently they don’t make dolls called douche bag, therefore the next best thing was your picture on a dart board.


Thanks to all of this throwing, I have a strong-arm and a keen eye, so keen that I have set my sights on taking part in the Dart throwing championship and if I am to win, I will make sure to mention your name somewhere in my interviews.

As much as I would love to write you a longer letter, I need to get back to the dart board that awaits me. By the way should we run into each other at some point, I would suggest you dart away, before the dart comes flying in your direction.


Your ex girl friend

Ps : No darts were harmed in the writing of this post.


This is part of the challenge on Blogging 101, where you write a letter to your dream reader.

About my random musings

I am originally from South East Asia and I moved to the US about 15 years ago to follow my heart. My heart has since been broken a few times, but I continue to be on journey of trying to mend it. I could talk about running, baking or writing in a small crowd, but put me in a room full of strangers and I will be the one standing in a corner people watching. When I am not writing or running, I would be in my kitchen, flour strewn all over the kitchen counters, music playing in the background and me just rolling and folding dough, excited about what my creation will turn out to be. Besides that I love passionately, when I love, I give it my all, not always a good thing, but that is who I am. I jump both feet in and sometimes I come out with regrets but having learnt a lesson. I believe everything happens for a reason and this is my place to share bits and pieces of my life, my adventures and sometimes misadventures. Hope you enjoy reading my stories as much I enjoy sharing them with you.
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10 Responses to Dart away dear one

  1. Pingback: Dear future dater | My Random Musings

  2. Oh, this was GREAT! “They do not make douch bag dolls!” haha! And “no darts were harmed in writing this post.” bawwhhahaha! Loved this!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Kwasi says:

    douche bag line was my fave part

    Liked by 1 person

  4. The Blonde says:

    Definitely funny 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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